Barnes and Nobled

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

by Engram68w October 14, 2011

Barnes Foundation

Very cool place filled with lots of amazing paintings by ppl like Cezanne, Monet, Picasso, Van Gogh. etc. Art is uniquely situated in a way that makes viewer ~*appreciate*~ the work by allowing the indiv. to create their own connection between pieces.

Gift shop is very chill + filled with handmade items. They also have a restaurant with, “The best soup I’ve ever had” - Vince

“Gosh, this museum is nice & all, but it’s no Barnes Foundation.”

by meGusta143 November 24, 2021

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 18, 2023

Barn Whore

can also be referred to as a Horse Hopper, is someone who does not own their own horse and so gets rotated around the horses at their barn. However, this term cannot be used on people who have their own horse but ride other peoples more often than their own, or people who own multiple horses.

“Pfft I don’t have my own horse, I’m a Barn Whore”

by denvermak June 19, 2023

Barn Fire

The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.

The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!

by The Abinator March 6, 2023