Baked Cate

When u bake ur Cate. Normaly with butter.

- What we gon' eat for dinner?
- Baked Cate.

by Tottenham_Suger March 27, 2018

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.

My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.

by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019

Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

by von groovy May 31, 2019