baguetted

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them

kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

by informative definition person December 14, 2021

renaissance bogeyman

similar to the renaissance man.

a man who is probably a ruthless sociopath/psychopath while at the same time being compassionate and elegant.

a beautiful monster.

damon salvatore, jared leto, criss angel etc
"what a hot renaissance bogeyman...*melts*"

by bellaswam September 19, 2012

Katie baguette

A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them

Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!

by Lcs finest September 2, 2014

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

big baguette

A Big baguette is an abnormally sized pieces of grain when approaching a large baguette take precautionary measures if all else fails call your uncle Ricardo and tell him to get a green-card and a jib before trump deports him because us Americans hate the Mexican culture - D_erds

I saw a big baguette the other day, now my uncle Ricardo ignores me!

by D_erds May 26, 2017

got bogled

getting fucked by a 2 inch dick

-did you hear isabella said “did you put it in yet”
-damn she got bogled

by skinny skinny skinny penis June 17, 2019

Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"

Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.

by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020