The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
by lizzzardking November 21, 2021
Get the The Basic Bitch Manifestomug. Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.
Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
by Sweetnsalty September 27, 2023
Get the Basic Bitch Carmug. Basic vibe accounts are twitter accounts with no handle and typically one or two word usernames. These accounts tweet "relatable" content and their profile pictures are usually aesthetically pleasing pictures or a typical "Instagram baddie" girl. They almost all have over 2k followers.
"Hey do you follow the twitter account @insanelust?"
"Yeah! They're such a basic vibe account and sooo relatable!"
"Yeah! They're such a basic vibe account and sooo relatable!"
by cx192 December 25, 2016
Get the basic vibe accountmug. by Not_so_basic October 29, 2014
Get the Basic Bitchmug. Visual Basic .NET is the best programming language to date. Many people think it's noobish becuase I can create a true P2P application in the same time it takes them to code a message box in C\C++ or ASM.
C\C++ Dev. - "ZOMFG I just made my first message box."
VB.NET Dev. - "How long did it take."
C\C++ Dev. - "Around 2 1/2 years."
VB.NET Dev. - "Oh. I made a Napster Clone and conquered the world in half the time it took you to do that."
C\C++ Dev. - :-X
VB.NET Dev. - "Yup, Visual Basic .NET pwns."
VB.NET Dev. - "How long did it take."
C\C++ Dev. - "Around 2 1/2 years."
VB.NET Dev. - "Oh. I made a Napster Clone and conquered the world in half the time it took you to do that."
C\C++ Dev. - :-X
VB.NET Dev. - "Yup, Visual Basic .NET pwns."
by Dylan Ppokland October 14, 2006
Get the Visual Basic .NETmug. Person1: Shonda is a basic black girl.
Person 2: Who's Shonda?
Person1: Noone. No such thing as a basic black girl.
Person 2: Ohhh
Person 3: True. True.
Person 2: Who's Shonda?
Person1: Noone. No such thing as a basic black girl.
Person 2: Ohhh
Person 3: True. True.
by LexO August 18, 2016
Get the Basic black girlmug. The girl who tells everyone her personallity is "soooo unique" but she is the most basic af bitch
Basic White Girl Starter Kit:
Uggs
Post Malone/Doja Cat
Starbucks
Leggings
Wildflower Case
"omg no i'm not trying to be TikTok famous stop bullying me"
Sadie Aldis or Emma Chamberlain
Clothes from PINK and Forever 21
Mean Girls References
iPhone
Netflix and Disney Plus
Makeup
Lush Bath Bombs
Drives or her future car is a White Jeep or a Volkswagen Beetle
Her mom is Karen and drives a white or gray Toyota Rav4
Basic White Girl Starter Kit:
Uggs
Post Malone/Doja Cat
Starbucks
Leggings
Wildflower Case
"omg no i'm not trying to be TikTok famous stop bullying me"
Sadie Aldis or Emma Chamberlain
Clothes from PINK and Forever 21
Mean Girls References
iPhone
Netflix and Disney Plus
Makeup
Lush Bath Bombs
Drives or her future car is a White Jeep or a Volkswagen Beetle
Her mom is Karen and drives a white or gray Toyota Rav4
Omg Jessica is such a basic white girl I can smell her pumpkin spice body spray from the other side of the school
by hannah.writes.dumb.af.words March 7, 2020
Get the Basic White Girlmug.