Spam Basket

When a male individual gets all oiled up with the dried grease from a big helping of spam and puts on two or more speedos and slaps another man with his crotch.

yo jeffery hit that dude with a spam basket last night

HIT EM WITH THE SPAM BASKET

by basket of spam October 29, 2011

dropped her basket

to go crazy; to act irrationally or without thinking

sara turned down a date with johnny depp to stay home and wash dishes... she's dropped her basket!

by steviebear May 1, 2008

Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

fruit basket

When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.

She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.

by Red Shirt April 25, 2006

clam basket

A slang term for a woman's lady-bits. Referring particuarly to those bits with a rather thick stench.

Oh my god Aimee, will you close your legs! The stench of your clam basket is hurting my eyes!

by Stuuuuu January 6, 2009

Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Leave a snake in the basket

To deposit an extraordinarily lengthy fecal defecation in a toilet and deliberately, in a spitefully manner, not flush the toilet.

After being scolded for not cleaning his room, Johnny decided to leave a snake in the basket to disgust his parents.

by Markus Biggus Dikus March 6, 2009