bait and switch

the term can also be used for a relationship when a girl or guy "advertises" her or himself as being something s/he's not and in the end ends up being a shoddier "product" -- a lesser person than was originally promoted.
for example a guy might start out being really attentive to a girl he wants to go out with: lots of emails, text messages, dates, flowers etc... and then once the girl has committed to the guy in some way he turns off the attention and hardly ever calls, no more flowers, hard to get hold of etc...

duped Girl 1: Todd hasn't called me in a week; he used to call twice a day.
Girl 2: Sounds like he did a bait and switch on you.

by zoey75 April 23, 2006

bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"

bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.

by fiona clarke December 9, 2008

Baileys

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.

Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.

Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.

by seaaaa February 6, 2007

Bailey

A very gorgeous, kind and brave woman. Adorable and child like and yet wise beyond her years. An activist and an old soul. She is about as radically feminist and leftist as they come, and very stubborn about it. Can be overly sensitive and emotional at times but very empathetic and tries to see the good in everyone. Incredible eyes. Always beautiful, but she doesn't believe it and is very self conscious and can't take a compliment. Very smart but again, doesn't believe it and yet everyone has or has had a crush on her at some point. People fall in love instantly, but she's a victim of her own charm and beauty, a heartbreaker and a self-admitted slut so be careful.

"Look, there's Bailey at that protest!"

"Bailey is totally the full package, I heard she has several lovers."

"Bailey is lovely, too bad she doesn't believe it.

by WTME May 10, 2013

Bait Hole

A state of being which is horrendously painful but also joyously satisfying after consuming extremely large amounts of delicious calorific food. Like a cuisine version of a ket hole. The more you eat, the deeper the hole. The hole can often restrict the victims mobility for a number of hours post-comsumption and also cause severe black outs. An addiction to baitholes can also lead to morbid obeasity, heart failure and death.

"Rrrrr fuck, I shouldn't of stuck that jumbo sausage up me arse after I scranned that 16inch meat feast with a doner kebab and chips, I'm in a bastard bait hole."

"Hew Pet, stick me fucking tea on, I'm clamming for a Bait Hole."

" A fucking salad? There'll be no bait holes for me the neet!"

" Someone ring 999, am in a Bait hole!"

by patbutchersbumhole October 24, 2011

Queer Bait

Someone who attracts gay men

Hey bart stop being a queer bait and take your cardigan off!

by Julez Van November 7, 2012