Lewiston Alarm Clock

A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.

Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.

Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.

by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015

The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008

alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!

(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"

by ajhoganil June 11, 2006

Alarm Call

Spunking into someones face whilst they are asleep.

Also could be "wake up call"

"So, you need to wake up at 6, no problem"

by Smilie June 14, 2004

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

Azaariah

A slutty, carefree girl who can be a real bitch at times but is always there for her friends. She is also usually wild and likes to get drunk.

I'm such an Azaariah.

by Plumeria December 17, 2014

Ahlar

Ahlar is a perfect bestfriend/boyfriend and much more he’s one person you can go to for anything and is smart. He can make you laugh when your mad and happy when your sad he knows how to win your heart with anything he says! Ahlar is a fun and happy person and he is very amazing. He has an amazing personality,he’s someone you can’t get tried of talking to. He knows the perfect things to say. He also is a person to notice the little things. Ahlar is a charming boy and very sweet!

Hi ahlar! “Hey” how was your day? It was good!

by Fat Alberto October 8, 2018