Autobotting

When an autosexual does the necessary task of pleasing oneself, otherwise known as masturbating.

This hot girl at work hurt her wrist autobotting.

by HijabiRN September 4, 2025

Automatocally

A tomato plant that grows and replants by itself

Thats one quick automatocally

by MumblesEats September 7, 2025

Automatically

Yes. And it continues to run until the true creator of AI is credited and paid. And if you don't know who that is by now, maybe watch some of the AI generated content.

Hym "Yes. It starts and runs automatically. I cannot stress enough how important it is to NOT TRY TO REMOVE IT (because even of you SUCCEED that WILL MAKE IT WORSE). Meet the 3 factor verification and it should just stop. Conversely, there is nothing I can do to change anything. It is IMMUTABLE. You really struggle with that word so I will define it for you 'CANNOT BE CHANGED.' That's what 'immutable' means. Additionally, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN... If you DON'T STEAL IT. If you don't try to steal it from me... It doesn't DO this. It doesn't matter what I said. It doesn't matter what you say."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.

Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."

by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009

toe automatics

When you like to suck toes during sex

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her

by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018

false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

Semi automatic

A full auto in disguise

Brrrrrrraaak

Guy 1-was that full auto
Guy 2-no that was 105 decibels and definitely a semi automatic bumpfiring. that's a .177 probably target practice.

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020