apolline

Apolline is THAT girl who is always whining. Shes french but is ugly. You couldn’t describe her as adventurous because she is scared to cut the lunch line. She is very lucky because she knows THE professional kewl kid IN PERSON. She always complains about how she doesn’t have any boyfriends but also rejected like 5 ppl who asked her out. Her favorite food is chouquette. And shes pretty annoying. (;

Apolline: hey Leopoldine how are you today
Leopoldine: ew

Leopoldine’s friends: bye Apolline

by prokewlkiddo August 9, 2019

Apoco

The greatest BHD player EVER

Apoco sent GenCheesy-AOW- to the morgue

by Riley May 7, 2005

Apologist

Yeah you didn't do the thing I'm mad about but you are sorry that THEY did it so YOU'RE bad!

The term "Apologist" was made up by a dumb little girl. I didn't do the thing and I didn't get anything for not doing it. I'm not sorry for other people doing things to you. That's not my role in life. It's not my job to bare the guilt of other people's actions.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

aphlostorous

Meaning a mans dick is so large that women get an overwhelming feeling of 'aphlostorosity' which means excitement and in some cases horror.

Person 1: When I pulled my dick out for Emma she was aphlostorous and she passed out on my dick

Person 2: ...

by dick butter guy October 19, 2014

connor d'apollonio

A complete animal in bed and is the greatest slayer ever. He is also better at soccer than Andrew Anyafo

Girl 1:That dude is so good in bed.
Girl 2: He must be a Connor D'Apollonio

by Mcdap07 January 28, 2014

Apollo 13

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.

I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.

by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012