Miku Alert

A missing 17-year-old Vocaloid “Hatsune Miku” was abducted by Eugene H. Krabs ant Bikini Bottom, also known as Miku Alert.

“Eugene Krabs abducts her when Miku Alert started at the Bikini Bottom, when the Miku alert stops, she found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department.”

“Miku Alert is Amber Alert”

by cara2010 July 22, 2025

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Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025

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An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.

"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?

by Subsequence May 5, 2011

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Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017

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