Allen

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.

Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.

by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025

Allen

A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall. She/He is tall and they are very energetic and just fun to be around and hang with. When it is their birthday they always turn up.

Someone: Isn't your last name Allen, what does it mean?
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.

by anonymous <3333 October 6, 2022

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

Allen Strange

He's an alien from planet Xelan who decided to take the form of a black boy to live life on Earth.

Allen Strange is an alien in disguise.

by Opiup March 20, 2022

Allen

The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.

You're going to have to be an Allen to manage that.

by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021

Allen

Allen is an intelligent young boy,smarter than anyone could imagine.a loving,caring,sweet and amazing boy his kind hearted but you wouldn’t want to mess with him because he has a little bad side he doesn’t like people to know. He loves making people laugh it’s rare finding Allen angry.

Allen is handsome

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Bill Allen

Known as ‘Mr Nice Guy’ but he is the most pretentious and sly-est person you’d ever meet. A covert cheater and two timer. He would use the same pick-up line to get girls, “Every time I look at your pictures, the first thing I notice are your eyes”

That Bill Allen just complemented me saying my eyes are pretty, like almonds.

by ..ggg.. November 24, 2021