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Alabama Facemask

To force someone to engage in unwanted sexual activities
Alabama facemask is not something to joke about.
She was Alabama facemasked walking home from work.
The Alabama facemasker is still on the loose.
by Tresamarc January 14, 2015
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Alabama song

Well, show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next little girl
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why

another the doors song
alabama song is a fine song
by Cafer June 11, 2006
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Alabama Snake

another name for a long penis that slithers like a rattlesnake
She was eroused by Bubba's Alabama Snake
by chewwwy October 9, 2006
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University of Alabama

The premier University in the state of Alabama and located in the town of Tuscaloosa, aka T-Town.

Many people who don't attend or who aren't from the south make fun of it, but the fact is the University is extremely wealthy and has an abundance of some of the best looking people in this country (probably due to their high family income and nice weather). Many prominent American families with "Old Money" send their children here, as they know they will make connections with similar families and continue the tradition of running this country. It is home to the most legendary football team in the history of the game, and has won 13 national championships. Many people like to boast on how their school is better because they have "higher test scores and harder curriculum" and a bunch of crap, when really what matters is not the grades you make but the hands you shake. It is said to be racist, particularly by northerners and westerners, when the people at UA are just strong willed people who love their way of life and would die defending it, whether that be from enemy nations or liberals in the far corners of our own beloved country. Most are of anglo-saxon descent, and their lineage goes back to the founding of this country.
Sam: Hey Michael, what school are you going to after graduation?

Michael: I think I am going to attend the University of Alabama. Roll Tide!

Sam: Nice! I guess hooking up with gorgeous women and meeting other wealthy people is worth the humidity..maybe I'll go there!
by GuyFromAtlantaGeorgia May 1, 2011
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Alabama Jesus

An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.
Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
by buhzinga December 12, 2009
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
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Alabama Latte

Where one would take exlax before sex and would proceed in doing the same thing as the Alabama Hot Pocket. (opening the womans vagina and taking a shat inside it)
"I'm thinking about going over to the neighbors, and giving Bill's wife an Alabama Latte when he is at work."
by Burrmaster November 14, 2007
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