by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006
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Needless to say, Adam was the first man to get laid. This is often true for his friendship groups. He may speak his mind and be very hurtful sometimes, but as a deep and dark fellow he doesn't always mean it. A realist, you must be careful what you say to him. He's not afraid to speak his mind. The most amazing partner, you couldn't find anyone more hot and handsome than Adam, nor anyone better in bed. If you have an Adam in your life, as a friend or significant other, you are VERY lucky indeed.
Needless to say, Adam was the first man to get laid. This is often true for his friendship groups. He may speak his mind and be very hurtful sometimes, but as a deep and dark fellow he doesn't always mean it. A realist, you must be careful what you say to him. He's not afraid to speak his mind. The most amazing partner, you couldn't find anyone more hot and handsome than Adam, nor anyone better in bed. If you have an Adam in your life, as a friend or significant other, you are VERY lucky indeed.
Girl 1: "That man in perfect. I bet his name is Adam!"
Beth: "That's right, and he's MINE! Back off! (:"
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Guy 1: "Trust Adam to be the first to get laid!"
Guy 2: "Well, it's a historical tradition!"
Beth: "That's right, and he's MINE! Back off! (:"
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Guy 1: "Trust Adam to be the first to get laid!"
Guy 2: "Well, it's a historical tradition!"
by Greenwood101 May 31, 2013
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The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.
by Will querfeld June 18, 2011
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Get the Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve! mug.A really cool guy, who loves the ladies, and his bulmers. He is great fun, and a laugh to be around. He is so funny, he even makes himself laugh.
Some say he's a legend (including himself)
Some say he's a legend (including himself)
by PRETZEL1234321 July 26, 2011
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Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy
Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy
Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
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Get the Adam mug.adams so dreamyyy <3 he has silk brown hair and the six pack of a hottie. hes so tall and will protect you over anything. all though his flwas are he only has a 1 inch pinch so you wont be getting far in the bed. he will always love ava rose dore sargent. he will also steal all your money so watch out he is a big scammer.
girl 1: Omg your so attractive adam and look at that six pack <3
Adam: thx baby girl my house 8pm before my bedtime
Adam: thx baby girl my house 8pm before my bedtime
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