by Spac3bar August 15, 2022
Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 22, 2023
The acid name for dihydrogen monoxide, or more commonly known,h2o. Generally used as a way to trick people.
Person 1: Did you hear about the hydroxylic acid that infected the oceans and lakes?
Person 2: That is terrible!
Person 1: It kills someone in 75-80 years and there is no cure.
Person 2: That is terrible!
Person 1: It kills someone in 75-80 years and there is no cure.
by dhh777 November 05, 2018
by Mr. Ben Anderson February 28, 2018