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Aaron Porter

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
Don't be such an Aaron Porter!
by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011
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Aaron O

Aaron O is most likely known for being a cunt Aaron O's are always cunts, regardless of anything
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Aaron Avocado

A type of person who is usually under 4 feet that has a bowl cut. He is known for taking half-naked pictures of himself and sending them to group chats. He then proceeds to rage and call people dumbasses. He is typically seen to be playing Clash Royale. Most people refer to this creature as a monkey.
Aaron Avocado is a monkey and is a threat to humanity.
by Pappers123 February 24, 2020
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Aaron Quake

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.
Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN
by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018
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aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.
You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler
by The define King December 27, 2015
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Hank Aaron

As of the 2017 season, major league baseball's all-time home run leader. It was sometimes prophesised that a little-known outfielder playing for the San Francisco Giants would someday challenge his record, but there is no indication that this will ever come to pass.
Hank Aaron just passed Babe Ruth by hitting his 715th home run off of Dodgers pitcher Al Downing.
by Sonicoed May 9, 2017
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aaron tomlin

A person that no one really likes cause he's fat and even fatter and gets rejected by people and is big gay just like Rufus Fiddlemore with peepee
Bro why you being a Aaron tomlin
by Rufus and Aaron are big poop February 19, 2020
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