apple 

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

apple by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

Apple 

A magic little Fucking red ahh used to demolish a slave back to the field where he belongs, picking up Cotton like a fatass niegger-Andrew Tate

One Apple a day, keeps the betas away.

Apple by AndrewtateSigmaChad December 10, 2023

Apple 

1. Is a fruit. Most Christian people believe that the apple is the fruit in the Garden of Eden, that made Eve sin.

2. it is a phone, computer... brand.

I ate an apple, it tasted very good.

Apple by izzaaa January 11, 2024

apple 

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

apple by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple 

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

Apple by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

Apple 

an red fruit

I love eating apples.

Apple by ui3wgersdk April 16, 2024

Apple 

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

Apple by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024