by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>mug. He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.
his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
Get the Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReakenmug. Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
Get the Alanmug. Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
by Mexican mf April 14, 2022
Get the Alan b shepardmug. by xdXXXdragon January 6, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Lexielisa October 18, 2020
Get the alan cornermug.