all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles
2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.
(COWABUNGA) haters
2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.
(COWABUNGA) haters
by big Chad February 14, 2008
To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.
Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.
by Niggah Dave October 13, 2007
by Joe Joe Blowe December 29, 2007
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011
Turtle Jiz is whats for dinner
Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks
Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks
by n_kasper August 03, 2008
When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.
by John Grundle January 09, 2009
When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009