Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024