Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

Tubs

These ultimate bitches

Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!

Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick

by Igotitonme4real June 3, 2023

Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.

“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”

by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025

tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021