Vomit Rod

When you go down on some guy hammered drunk, and then you vomit all over his rod.

I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...

by glowsticks May 06, 2014

red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

slop rod

penis, cock; as reference to a blow job.

She sucked on his slop rod all night.

by gtrdone June 06, 2007

Broad with a rod

A Tom boy; a girl who acts like a guy

Wow, she's definitely a broad with a rod!

by Steelerfreak2011 April 09, 2012

Rod pod

A vagina

I was all up in that rod pod last night.

by Jobdon April 06, 2016

Northern Rod

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

by spoonylove from upabove August 10, 2010

Rob the Rod

One Bad Ass Mother Fucker

OH DAYUMMM!!! ROB has a ROD!!!! He shoudl call himself Rob the Rod!!!1

by casabonita65 August 27, 2008