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skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers
Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.
by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016
mugGet the skin melonsmug.

Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
mugGet the Cum Melonmug.

poached melon

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.
by taterth0ts October 9, 2020
mugGet the poached melonmug.

Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(
Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*
by Njord September 22, 2020
mugGet the Melon Gangmug.

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.
by D Conte January 13, 2008
mugGet the crack the melonmug.

Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour
Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run
by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021
mugGet the Mr melonmug.

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
mugGet the Melon Wipemug.

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