absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023

melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general

"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."

by anonbandit January 1, 2022

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020