by DotCommiez May 26, 2009
A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.
"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
by Cooltrainer Hugh July 12, 2012
Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.
After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.
by davax July 18, 2015
Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing
by St3v3n3aker September 18, 2014
The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.
Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?
Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose
Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose
by NJB/JAP February 23, 2021
An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.
by Mike Scenery June 07, 2011
by AshTil October 11, 2020