goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 01, 2005

Goosing for a Jubbing

When you are searching for something that you really want

Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”

by buck3tl0v3r March 29, 2023

Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.

"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"

by Cooltrainer Hugh July 12, 2012

Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.

After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.

by davax July 18, 2015

Flippy Goosing

Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing

you have been flippy goosing for the last damn time Russell Mullins

by St3v3n3aker September 18, 2014

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 17, 2018

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.

I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm

by M February 21, 2015