sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017
mugGet the sausage bendermug.

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
mugGet the Venetian Blind Bendermug.

Bender

A word commonly used by ice hockey players, to describe an absolutely horrible player, who's ankles hit the ice.
Hey look at that kid in house league, he's such a bender!
by Swagllamabender March 5, 2015
mugGet the Bendermug.

Bender

In Australia, a term for doing loads of drugs over multiple days
“Hey you wanna come out this weekend?”

No chance I’m still getting over last weeks bender.”
by JimmyRecard23 August 19, 2019
mugGet the Bendermug.

Lipp Bender

An alcohol bender last 2 to 3 weeks.
Damn, Abby’s on another lipp bender. I’m starting to get really concerned with her health.
by Titan boss May 29, 2021
mugGet the Lipp Bendermug.

Fender Bender

A sexual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman's face and receives analingus, while simultaneously he 'titty fucks' her breasts.

Also known as the 'Reverse titty fuck' or 'Rusty titty fuck'
Your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or Your mom and I got into a fender bender last night
by Sutts00 October 13, 2014
mugGet the Fender Bendermug.

pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken
by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015
mugGet the pin bendermug.

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