April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

February 9th

A day where Christmas is in February get presents

Happy Christmas in February 9th here’s your present

February 9th present

by Imapanda3333 January 19, 2022

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 9, 2022

november 9th

november 9th is the day where you kick anyone named emma

yo emma’s lookin like a bitch today go kick her because it’s november 9th

by sponge eater69 November 7, 2019

9th grader

AKA a freshman in high school. They are usually the ones that are nervous on the first day and they need a map to figure out how to get to their classes. And they think that they’re adults now just because they’re no longer in middle school, but little do they know that freshman year is just the beginning. They’ve still got a long 4 year journey to go. And they’re the most hated group of high schoolers because of the fact that they’re immature and they just came from middle school. They think high school is all fun and games during freshman year, but little do they know that after freshman year, it gets a lot more serious.

Sophomore: “Hey what grade are you in”?
Freshman: “I’m a 9th grader”
Sophomore: “Ew, imagine being a freshman”

by TEEGUY July 12, 2024

May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.

Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)

by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020