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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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shower spill

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling
by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016
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Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus
Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

Hey, wanna shower fist
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Shower Booger

During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.

K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.

But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.

That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
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shower grega

mrgregas love for the shower
when a shower grega like eachother very much
by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016
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Shower Grega V.2.

When shower grega gets sexier!
by shmoopersdoopers December 6, 2016
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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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