April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

by gadgetfish May 1, 2010

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Fools Gold

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already

" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."

by wendy14618 March 24, 2016

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the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.

That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.

by anonymous December 28, 2020

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hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.

If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.

by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022

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May Fool’s Day

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.

Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.

by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022

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Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013

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