Pretend Shoes=Pretentious
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 02, 2009
Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi
See also safety squint osha safety nazi
I've got my safety shoes on.
by butrejp October 06, 2015
Frank Sinatra was accused of having gold shoes.
by Thecheerleader2069 October 10, 2015
A room for shoe's built by a male lacking testosterone. Typically this male will give up his office to create a shoe room.
This male will build the room for fear that his girl will make him do more laundry or cook 5 course meals.
A male who builds a shoe room typically loves American Idol and drives a mini-van.
This male will build the room for fear that his girl will make him do more laundry or cook 5 course meals.
A male who builds a shoe room typically loves American Idol and drives a mini-van.
by HGI May 14, 2010
by razzizzle October 22, 2009
When you get your girlfirend or wife to purchase platform pumps that they would never wear in public but love wearing during sex.
I stayed at Lisa's house last night and she put on a pair of 8 inch heels. Man I hit that pussy so hard that it was it all over with in minutes.
You've got to love bedroom shoes!!
You've got to love bedroom shoes!!
by Moh Yella April 09, 2014
Crusty, dusty, musty, rusty, and Crusygirl's favorite thing in the whole world. Face it cruz... we all know you got them from a sewer.
by Lol ur fav student April 27, 2021