dink

a twink but fat

“so you’re gay, white, a power bottom and fat? you’re such a dink bro”

by dikkeaap October 7, 2021

dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020

dink

noun
1. An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids", referring to a lifestyle where a couple opt for a childfree lifestyle where they both make money to support themselves and each other instead of one person being the breadwinner.
2. Onomatopoeic slang for a headshot in a video game, typically in a first-person shooter with a competitive online multiplayer setting, originating in the video game Counter-Strike from the unique "dink" sound a player hears when shot in the head.

transitive verb
1. The act of scoring such a headshot in a video game.

noun
1. "I prefer a DINK lifestyle so that I can have more freedom for me and my partner to do what I want."
2. "Dink! I got a headshot!"

transitive verb
1. "Wow, did you guys see that? I totally just dinked that guy!"

by StarCraft Maniac February 25, 2025

Dinke

A small version of the male organ "penis"

person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi

by Thatniggacrazy October 5, 2017

Dink

Nickname for the favorite child in a family.

Our baby Dink would have mDe you so proud at her piano recital.

by Baby Dink August 1, 2022

Rinky dink

A common term for a cigarette

I could really go for a rinky dink right now

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 1, 2021

Dink

The same way that "twink" refers to a skinnier, weaker (gay) man, a dink refers to a smaller (gay) man's penis.

Girl #1: So how did your hookup go last night?
Girl #2: Didn't even happen. He had such a dink.
Girl #1: Oh, that bad, huh?

by Dragon but ass December 28, 2018