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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol
by MC λ May 15, 2018
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Alcoholic

One that loves to drink every hour of the day
Costumer: hey can I have some beer

store owner: ayy have I seen you before

Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221

Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw
by manomaui June 5, 2018
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Alcoholic

Someone who drinks when they aren’t eating food.
Maria said; “ I’m not an alcoholic, i only ever have an apéros with my meals.”
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Alcohol

It's medicine for stress
Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom
by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022
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alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense
She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks
by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017
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Alcohol

The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.
This alcohol is too judgmental.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022
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