my #1

The girl that your always gonna be with and love

Baby your always gonna be my #1.

by Chris11-8 December 31, 2013

cloud 1

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.

Well I lost all of my money, lost both of my legs, and my dog hates me. I'm on Cloud 1 right now

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

1-worder

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"

Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye

by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010

October 1

The day when you wake up Billie Joe Armstrong.

Friend: "Hey it's October 1."
Me: "Ya let's go and wake up Billie Joe Armstrong from the band, Green Day."

by BigniggaINC. October 31, 2019

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

18 and 1

Synonymous with complete failure despite supreme confidence. In perhaps the biggest upset in Super Bowl history, the NY Giants defeated the heavily favored New England Patriots who entered Super Bowl XLII with a perfect 18-0 record. So sure of themselves, the Patriots filed applications to patent the phrase "19-0" and "19-0 The Perfect Season" more than a week before the game, only to have their collective asses handed to them by the Giants.

see also ryan leaf

(failing a final exam despite having an A average going in) Boy, I really went "18 and 1" on that exam.

(losing the war in Iraq despite superior force going in) When will Bush ever realize that we went "18 and 1" in Iraq?

by SaMo Snatcher February 5, 2008

Guy 1

Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down

Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta

by 99coronasonawall March 18, 2020