suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

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weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle

Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."

by deekayCA February 4, 2010

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well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

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sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

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sister suck

To perform cunnilingus on another member of your sorority, typically as a friendly favor rather than a typical hookup or relationship

Sister 1: It's been too long since I've gotten laid, I wish someone would sister suck me.
Sister 2: I got this.

by trippletriangle April 25, 2015

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Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

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