sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold

wow, these toe socks really keep me warm

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009

Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011