by sshikami November 30, 2023

by lb180 October 11, 2022

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

by OceanTheFurry August 12, 2020

A thesis with a range wider than the ocean, is comprehensive and irrefutable, so impactful it is ocean boiling.
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)
by anonymous November 13, 2021

by Mfgdsob June 17, 2022

The most terrifying place to get hurt besides being in a jungle because you don't know what harmed you or if it has venom.
I got this weird cut that stings and itches after swimming in the ocean, I don't know how I got it though.
by Man Jugs February 21, 2022
