bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Murder hoe

An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!

Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?

Guy 1: Yeah man!

Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
by Bingus bongus moment November 26, 2021
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Fat Hoe Friday

Every Friday is Fat Hoe Friday where you appreciate your plus sized thotties
Your friend: are you hitting up Jessica for fat hoe Friday
You: of course, she’s like 300 pounds
by JADAM010 May 22, 2023
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Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)
Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe
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Sleeper Hoe

An individual who remains on "standby", awaiting the "activation" term from another individual in a relationship or fresh out of one. This term is usually indicative of the contacter wanting to participate in sexual relations.
Time to active my sleeper hoes.
by Mrcrump27 September 14, 2021
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Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe
Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
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