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John

Friend: hey John how are you

John: Bacon
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John Maloney

There’s John maloney
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John Cena

Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
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John Radiohead

John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.
Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!
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John Bounce

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
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John

John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
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John K

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake
Why did you just John K it?
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