by Hatkik May 17, 2022
literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023
Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!
by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023
A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.
by Aiden Johnson September 28, 2023
The most loving and caring person ever.She keeps her circle small because you can’t trust just anyone.She usually wears glasses and her eyes change colors.She doesn’t have a bestfriend.Many people say they are her bestfriend but end up not even wanting to be friends but she excepts it.She is loyal and wants a real realationship.sje usually only has guy bestfriends.Some times she feels left out sorta like a outcast.She just wants to be free and fell wanted.
Lynsey Johns is so loyal.
by Jakob turner June 23, 2019
When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
also the handkerchief is drippy
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 27, 2022