The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022
Get the John Wademug. A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.
A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
Get the John-Paulmug. John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."
Jesus loves you! :)
Jesus loves you! :)
by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025
Get the John 3:16mug. by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
Get the Straight John Porkin’ itmug. -- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.
by donaldrump November 15, 2016
Get the john snowmug. When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
Get the The John Cenamug. by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
Get the John Dangermug.