Jack

Jack
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.

Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!

Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack

by UhsTruths May 21, 2019

Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Jack Steakman

A huge, beefy, muscular boy named Jack Steakman, he knows and everyone else knows that he's huge but will still always fish for compliments. He's got the beaver tail haircut with the long blonde locks, a surfer boy at heart, a once canola extract from the plant. If Jake the Cake runs at you, run the other way.

" Yo is that Jack Steakman?..... RUNNNNNNN!"

by y3e3e3e33e3e3e3e3e3e3e43e3e3et November 17, 2020

JACK BINGLE

the most majestic, charismatic, beautiful man you’ve ever seen

nobody has ever been as superb as jack bingle

OMG JACK BINGLE IS HERE HES SO CUTE

by plum pudding October 20, 2025

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

jack low

This ones interesting
A Jack low is a body shot of Jack Daniels taken from a woman's vigina or bum hole.

When your friends ask if the want to take a Jack low shot, you know the party's over...

Picture the scene, your at your mates 22 birthday party and the House lit.
( your buddy Drake who you're okay friends with only because you know that he's into some weird shit ): "yo lets step this house up with some Jack low shots!"

by Big man john March 4, 2017