fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy

pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Fart face

Is an insult to someone who likes to eat poop.

Jerade Warner is a fart face because he ate my poop

by The master mind 30000000 April 14, 2021

Fart

Gas that comes out of you asshole

I farted on my friends face

by Princess pink12345 November 29, 2020

Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!

Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!

by Badger girl 317 June 16, 2025

Fart

A trumpet announcing the arrival of captive shit.

Did you just fart?

by IndiaGulf June 13, 2018