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rob kardashian syndrome

When all one does is wear sweatpants, eat takeout, and sit on the couch for days upon end. This may result in gaining weight...just like Rob Kardashian did.
"Didn't do anything this weekend except binge watch Netflix and troll Grub Hub. Rob Kardashian Syndrome to the max"
by Reagals July 9, 2014
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Janis Joplin Syndrome

Janis Joplin Syndrome is when a music group has a female singer that becomes just as if not more famous than the band she is in. Named after Janis Joplin who was originally a member of a blues revivalist group called Big Brother and the Holding Company. If you know anything about music history, you'd know that Janis left BBATHC after a 2-3 year stint with them to start a short lived but widely successful solo career.
70% of cases of JJS often end up with either the singer going solo (see The Supremes, No Doubt and Destiny's Child) or worse, the singer being the only original member left, somewhat like Axl Rose Syndrome (see Evanescence). Most of the time, all-girl bands are immune to JJS with a few exceptions such as the Bangles.
other famous cases of Janis Joplin Syndrome include:
Diana Ross from the Supremes
Gwen Stefani from No Doubt
Beyonce Knowles from Destiny's Child
Hayley Williams from Paramore
Amy Lee from Evanescence
Susanna Hoff from The Bangles
Tarja Turunen from Nightwish
by boomstickbaby October 11, 2009
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Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
by JcCongo March 9, 2010
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hot girl syndrome

A complex that inevitably consumes hot girls given the extra social leeway, gifts, and attention they receive throughout their lives. This goes to their head resulting in a distorted view of how important they are.

This directly relates to the hot-crazy scale and is generally the cause of the crazy axis of the scale. The hotter a girl is, the crazier they get because of society's unbalanced feedback towards their behavior.

The sad part is that inevitably, a girl's attractiveness will fade with time, but the mental damage caused by hot girl syndrome has already been done so you're left with an ugly, crazy woman long-term.
"Wow, that girl's at least a 9.5! I'm going to ask her out."
"Be careful man. She's hot, no doubt. It's highly unlikely she doesn't have hot girl syndrome. You really want to deal with that much crazy?"
by horta1212 May 26, 2020
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LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome)

A mental state of mind often related to laziness, fatigue, and severe procrastination, affecting responsible behaviour and most higher thinking processes.

Symptoms include:
1.avoidance of studying or doing homework
2.preference for involving oneself in entertaining or even mundane activities in order to avoid using any higher intellectual thinking processes.
3.tendency to procrastinate or leave work to the last minute
4.preoccupying oneself by surfing the internet, and lingering on sites such as Facebook, Youtube or Twitter, often refreshing the page for something new to pop up in accordance with the first three symptoms above.

*University and senior high school students are at a high risk to this mental disease.
"One day I realized that even though I'm sick of everything else but homework, I still won't do it. I know that I have to do it, but for some reason, I'm not compelled to do it!"

"Dude, I have the same thing as you!"

"No way! Seriously?"

"The doctor told me it was LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome). It's a DISEASE."
by Dr. Lunartrain February 3, 2010
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down spin syndrome

Down Spin Syndrome is a condition someone has when they cannot counter down spin in ping pong, resulting in their attempts looking retarded.
Remember, Jeff has down spin syndrome..

What?

He looks retarded when faced with down spin..

oh yeah lol
by usemorenukes April 25, 2012
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Baldurs gate syndrome

The act of constantly quick saving while playing an RPG because you played the original Baldurs Gate game which had a tendency to bug out every five or so minutes.
Per: Make sure you save a lot because when I played Operation Anchorage in Fallout 3 the last quest bugged out for me.

Putte: I suffer from Baldurs gate syndrome so I do that all the time.
by Puttan October 24, 2010
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