hand simulator survival

Hand simulator but survival

Hand simulator survival is poggers and banananoodle55 plays it

by Woodchucks February 28, 2022

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

extra hand syndrome

Its a Super Rare Disease that only 1 person on the whole earth has in which someone has an extra hand on their hand

Wow he has an extra hand on his hand he must have extra hand syndrome !

by NotCocomelonenjoyer January 11, 2025

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)

"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"

by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019

Two Finger On Hand

Putting your two (or more fingers) above your forearm is the representation of shooting up heroin.

Did you see that guy do the new tiktok trend sheeeshhh?
Yeah, I hope he knows what it truly means.
Two Finger On Hand

by Willywilly1988 August 17, 2021