Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021

Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023

Penis

Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's

noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis

by Batisgay June 10, 2022

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019