amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
by Curious13 September 24, 2021
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evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.
Evil hand is such a retard.
by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017
mugGet the evil handmug.
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.
She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.
by Mayham January 2, 2011
mugGet the Hand and passmug.

hand dryer

hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
mugGet the hand dryermug.

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