Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020

cum racist

a bad politician,

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist

by The notorious ant August 18, 2021

Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.

Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup”

by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022

Cum ass nigga

Someone you don’t like for whatever reason. They might be annoying, ugly, irritating, or just sucks in every way.

“This guy won’t shut up. He’s being a cum ass nigga”

“ kyle stole my girl. What a cum ass nigga”

“ this guy is being a cum ass nigga”. Why? “ he keeps blowing up my phone.

by The Magic Stick January 18, 2024

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019

cum

Cum is the milk your dad is giving to every women cause you are not the only person who needs milk you ungrateful piece of sh-

susan: (aka your hot ass neighbor)hey can you share your cum with me
your dad: sure anything else

as he says that he does not return that day

by see you when you die in hell February 1, 2022

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022