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cock yawn

when someone yawns publicly, without covering properly- you make a gesture with your empty hand as if holding a ginormous penis and flash it at your opponent to let him know he is gay.... now and forever!

variations include creative additions to make a more dramatic cock yawn- like opening an imaginary can of soda in front of the yawning offender, shotgun pump action, torpedo...etc.
Rob, yawning in class without covering his mouth was viciously cock yawned by Rick- now Rob is gay!

Patrick(just cock yawned) is now gay! thats the worst thing that could have ever happened to you!!!
by Seashark October 10, 2007
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Cock pocket

by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003
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glock cock

Hey nigger hand that glock cock over here dawg.
by dickiewickie October 14, 2011
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slave to the cock

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!
by Zack February 12, 2005
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Cock-snot

1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.

2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.

3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.
1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'

Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'

2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'

3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'

Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'
by safcstu March 22, 2010
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cock fee

The extra cover charge a man must usually pay to get into a night club.
Man 1: Hey how was that club last night?
Man 2: It was alright, except the cover was kinda expensive, $30 for me, only $10 for her, I guess that must be the cock fee or somethin.
by MrCover November 21, 2009
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cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.
ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!
by Berns the bumpkin lover January 16, 2011
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