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turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
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gimme da head

to recieve oral to genital sex, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, oral sex.
Man fuck dat bitch she ain't tryna GIMME DA HEAD.
by Rickey G December 14, 2003
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give me head

To ask for someone to engage in Oral Sex with you
by AeronL February 19, 2008
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Urban Dick Head

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.
Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
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head over heels

A term used to describe the feeling of falling in love. This is used figurativly.
Sara: Look at the look on Laura's face
Steph: Yeah she is head over heels for that guy in front of her.
by ~ken~ June 17, 2005
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Nappy Headed Hos

A term radio-show host Don Imus used to described the Rutgers women's basketball team.
Man, those girls are rough. Dims some nappy headed hos.
by h.town April 19, 2007
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heavy head syndrome

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.
"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."
by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009
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