Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 30, 2021

Cats

A smol bean that throws pans of of counters and scares the crap out of the owners

Cats is cute

by Snow calamity May 04, 2023

Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019

Cat

The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.

"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

by SucXfatal July 13, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

cats

the equivalent of an angel

cats: *exist*
person: OH MY GOD IT'S AN ANGEL

by violet sucks at everything August 02, 2023