Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
by abo44 December 16, 2011
Get the Bum Dickmug. A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.
Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.
by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017
Get the Pussy Dickmug. Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.
by Siln June 19, 2011
Get the Dick Clitmug. 1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.
2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick
2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
by J. Barrt July 29, 2006
Get the turd-dickmug. A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.
Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009
Get the Dick Dustermug. by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009
Get the Dick Ticklemug. When a Male engages in popping or snorting narcotics such as a Percocet. Then goes and has sex with his gf (side chick etc) so now he hit her with the PERC DICK
by Riss Rasta June 9, 2020
Get the perc dickmug.