Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021

cheese slicer

A norwegian tool for slicing cheese.

Hey mom wheres the cheese slicer i want to have a cheese sandwich

by skee-lo October 27, 2017

Dip the cheese

Dip your dick in a girls asshole from a high place

I dip the cheese last night

by A1Woody November 28, 2018

Osue cheese

It’s smells like blue cheese but no it’s just Oscar’s dick cheese and it’s even blue

Osue cheese smells so bad and is it always blue

by Ravengaspabigdick June 6, 2023

incredible cheese

the worst cheese smells the best so if something stinks really bad it smells like some damn good cheese

damn dude your feet smell like some incredible cheese

by JustinGizzle May 15, 2009

Cheesed

Meaning angry, pissed off, or frustrated.

I'm so CHEESED right now!

by SquiddoKiddo August 20, 2016